What is Marriage

[Miss Habib]

Daughter: What is marriage Mom
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents any more

[pakeeza]

lolzzzzzzzz

[Sajid*]

HMMMM

ACHA THA MAGAR FEMALES K LIYA ZAIDA ACHA HA

MA ES PA KIYA BOLO AWAIN SARAY KAHAIN GA

HANDLE HONAY KA BUHAT SHOK HA ESAY

KHAMOSHI HI BEHTAR HA :hehoho:

[Miss Habib]

lolzzzzzzzz

thankssss

[Miss Habib]

HMMMM

ACHA THA MAGAR FEMALES K LIYA ZAIDA ACHA HA

MA ES PA KIYA BOLO AWAIN SARAY KAHAIN GA

HANDLE HONAY KA BUHAT SHOK HA ESAY

KHAMOSHI HI BEHTAR HA :hehoho:

ik chup so sukh :giggle:

[Sajid*]

G nai

pahli dafa agar ek chup hu jay tu phir sari zindagi ka dukh ban jata ha

es liya pahli dafa sa hi bolnay lag jana ap b, warna handle nai kar sako gi sari zindagi
masvara muft ha

mera kiya ha ma tu chup hi thek hu, bad ma bol lunga jab time ay ga

:0030:

[Emaan Chaudhery]

Haww Haye Hehehee ..

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

:haha:

[Miss Habib]

G nai

pahli dafa agar ek chup hu jay tu phir sari zindagi ka dukh ban jata ha

es liya pahli dafa sa hi bolnay lag jana ap b, warna handle nai kar sako gi sari zindagi
masvara muft ha

mera kiya ha ma tu chup hi thek hu, bad ma bol lunga jab time ay ga
:0030:

thankoooo free mashware kaaa :0020:
lekin naa me ki zubaan ko zang laga hai bolooo kaise :0026:
tum beshak kabhi bhi na bolnaaa :broken-teeth:

[Miss Habib]

Haww Haye Hehehee ..

thanks sisooooo :;shyy:

[Miss Habib]

:haha:

thanksss jiger

[Sajid*]

Zung laga ha tu Mitti ka tail la kar achi terha saaaf karo :1:

thora sa zung utar jay jaay ga phir sayad kuch bolnay lag jow ap b :no-thinking:

[Miss Habib]

Zung laga ha tu Mitti ka tail la kar achi terha saaaf karo :1:

thora sa zung utar jay jaay ga phir sayad kuch bolnay lag jow ap b :no-thinking:

mitti k tail k baad agar me aag k pas chali gai to
bhoooooooooommm dhamakaa hooo jaye gaa :(

[Sajid*]

mitti k tail k baad agar me aag k pas chali gai to
bhoooooooooommm dhamakaa hooo jaye gaa :(

TU AP MITTI KA TAIL LAGA KAR MERAY PASS NAI ANA NA

TARAY MEERAY KA TAIL LAGA KA SIR PA ANAAA UFFFF, MA KHUD HI BHAG JOW GA USKI KHUSBOO SA

AB YA MAT KAHNA KA MA JOVAH HUN (JOVAIN KI MALE JOVAH HI HOTI HUGI SAYAD ) :smokin2:

:(;dever;):

[Miss Habib]

TU AP MITTI KA TAIL LAGA KAR MERAY PASS NAI ANA NA

TARAY MEERAY KA TAIL LAGA KA SIR PA ANAAA UFFFF, MA KHUD HI BHAG JOW GA USKI KHUSBOO SA

AB YA MAT KAHNA KA MA JOVAH HUN (JOVAIN KI MALE JOVAH HI HOTI HUGI SAYAD ) :smokin2:

:(;dever;):

achaa petroool chirak kar tumhare paas aa skti hoo kiaa
hehehehe ab tum ne khud such bol dia apne bare mein to me kia kahoooo :blaugh1:

[Sajid*]

G nai, petrol chirak kar meray pass mat ana

Mujhay petrol sa bhari larki ku aag laganay kar phansi pa janay ka shok nai huh

koe acha sa perfume laga kar aah jana :0019:

chalo mainay apnay apko jovah bola ap tu khush hu gae na

Khush rahow Allah Karay Hamesah.. Ameen
:thumbsup:

[Miss Habib]

G nai, petrol chirak kar meray pass mat ana

Mujhay petrol sa bhari larki ku aag laganay kar phansi pa janay ka shok nai huh

koe acha sa perfume laga kar aah jana :0019:

chalo mainay apnay apko jovah bola ap tu khush hu gae na

Khush rahow Allah Karay Hamesah.. Ameen
:thumbsup:

hehehehe petrol se achi khusbhooo bhala kisi perfume ki ho skti hai :mazak:
Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[J.D]

lolzz koi hal nahi

[Miss Habib]

lolzz koi hal nahi

future to he naaa :0037:

[J.D]

future to he naaa :0037:

future bright hi

[Miss Habib]

future bright hi

kyon u ka future kiaaa UPS per para hai jo bright hai :mazak:

[Sajid*]

Lagta ha ap kisi petrol pump pa job karti hu

ju kah rahi hu petrol sa acha koe perfume nai huh

waisay DP apki achi ha

bar bar dakhnay ku dil karta ha :tooth:

samnay hu tu basss dakhtay hi rahnay ku dil karay :argue:

[Miss Habib]

Lagta ha ap kisi petrol pump pa job karti hu

ju kah rahi hu petrol sa acha koe perfume nai huh

waisay DP apki achi ha

bar bar dakhnay ku dil karta ha :tooth:

samnay hu tu basss dakhtay hi rahnay ku dil karay :argue:

hehehehe aisa hi smjh looo
isliye to iss per petrol chirkna hai :;n1;:

[J.D]

kyon u ka future kiaaa UPS per para hai jo bright hai :mazak:

aisa hi samaj len

[Sajid*]

:current:

[Miss Habib]

aisa hi samaj len

wahan se utha lo
kyon k ab to ups bhi bekar ho gai hain :0023:

[Miss Habib]

:current:

u kyon aise ehtijaaaaj karing :noclue:

[Sajid*]

Ya apki DP dakh kar esa hu gaya ha

esko current lag gaya ha :0037:

[Sajid*]

huh sub paahlay yahi kahti hain
ma tu buhat khamosh tabiyat hu, sharmili hu,
ab naeee term aaaah gaeee market ma 'zunban ku zung laga ha' :lol:

or bad ma toba toba.... petchli saari kasar nikalti hain

Zung utaray ga tu netchay sa new fresh lambiiii zuban hi nikalay gi :broken-teeth:

Just kidding

[Miss Habib]

huh sub paahlay yahi kahti hain
ma tu buhat khamosh tabiyat hu, sharmili hu,
ab naeee term aaaah gaeee market ma 'zunban ku zung laga ha' :lol:

or bad ma toba toba.... petchli saari kasar nikalti hain

Zung utaray ga tu netchay sa new fresh lambiiii zuban hi nikalay gi :broken-teeth:

Just kidding

hehehehe dekha me ne new term ijaad kar diii

u ne hi utara hai zung
to ab ye lambi qainchiii jaisi zuban bhi bardasht karo :17:

[J.D]

wahan se utha lo
kyon k ab to ups bhi bekar ho gai hain :0023:

Pakistqn main ups kabhi bekar nahi hoga lolzzz

[Sajid*]

Toba karo ma Q utaroo ga Zung

laga kar rakhow, shadi ka bad hi utaarna ak hi dafa

awain mujhay sunow gi khaari khaarii or adat par gaee tu phir apnay mangater ku b sunoo gi

:weight-lifter:

[Miss Habib]

Pakistqn main ups kabhi bekar nahi hoga lolzzz

pakistan mein hi bekar ho gaya hai
light ati hi nahi k bechara charge ho to ho gaya naa be kaaaaaaaaaar :mazak:

[Miss Habib]

Toba karo ma Q utaroo ga Zung

laga kar rakhow, shadi ka bad hi utaarna ak hi dafa

awain mujhay sunow gi khaari khaarii or adat par gaee tu phir apnay mangater ku b sunoo gi

:weight-lifter:

toba tum karo k tum ne utara hai :pp:
u ko bethi bethi suna leti hoon, khari khari kisi or ko suna loon gi :swing:

[alimansoor]

all pics are nice

[J.D]

pakistan mein hi bekar ho gaya hai
light ati hi nahi k bechara charge ho to ho gaya naa be kaaaaaaaaaar :mazak:



aj kal toh sakoon hi waisay :D :we-r-mast:

[Miss Habib]

aj kal toh sakoon hi waisay :D :we-r-mast:

han ye to hai, dekho kab tak rehta hai aise :noidea:

[J.D]

han ye to hai, dekho kab tak rehta hai aise :noidea:

jab tak ganja chahay :shazada:

[Miss Habib]

jab tak ganja chahay :shazada:

to pata karo kab tak hain :0013:

[J.D]

to pata karo kab tak hain :0013:

jee 5 saal tak toh hain :D :dance3:

[Miss Habib]

jee 5 saal tak toh hain :D :dance3:

to tum kyon inna khush ho rahe ho :smilestar:

[J.D]

to tum kyon inna khush ho rahe ho :smilestar:

aweinnn bushhh.....

humare khush hone pr b pabndi hai

[Miss Habib]

aweinnn bushhh.....

humare khush hone pr b pabndi hai

nahi nahi tax lagane ka soching :D

[J.D]

nahi nahi tax lagane ka soching :D



tusi b ganjay se milgaye ho........ usne mob par azafi 7% tax krdiya

[Miss Habib]

tusi b ganjay se milgaye ho........ usne mob par azafi 7% tax krdiya

ahooo pata chala mujhe :giggle:
chalooo ab bechare mobiles ko to skoon ho jaye gaa naa :;sleep:

[J.D]

ahooo pata chala mujhe :giggle:
chalooo ab bechare mobiles ko to skoon ho jaye gaa naa :;sleep:

sakoon nahi hone waala....... :sword:

[Miss Habib]

sakoon nahi hone waala....... :sword:

hayyyye kyon :sad1:

[J.D]

hayyyye kyon :sad1:

mobiles main hi toh ap jasay dost rehte hain

[QUEEN OF HEARTS ...]

Lolzzzzz
Kiaa baat kahi hahahha

[Miss Habib]

mobiles main hi toh ap jasay dost rehte hain

me inni waddi chote se mobile mein nahi aa sktiiii :D

[Miss Habib]

Lolzzzzz
Kiaa baat kahi hahahha

thanks sisoooo

[J.D]

me inni waddi chote se mobile mein nahi aa sktiiii :D

dun worry mobile b wada hi hai...... :D

[Miss Habib]

dun worry mobile b wada hi hai...... :D

mere jitna wadda hai kiaa :ahhh:

[J.D]

mere jitna wadda hai kiaa :ahhh:

hanjeee apse b thora bara.... :yippie:

[Miss Habib]

hanjeee apse b thora bara.... :yippie:

yani 6 feet lamba or 4 feet choraaa :ahhh:

[J.D]

yani 6 feet lamba or 4 feet choraaa :ahhh:

yeshhh samsung galaxy mega hai lol....

[Miss Habib]

yeshhh samsung galaxy mega hai lol....

uss mein to me nahi aa skti
me koi galaxy thori na hoon :idea:

[J.D]

uss mein to me nahi aa skti
me koi galaxy thori na hoon :idea:

its designed for humans matlab ajaogi :gupshup:

[Miss Habib]

its designed for humans matlab ajaogi :gupshup:

achaaa chaloo phri darwaza kholo :sneaking:

[J.D]

achaaa chaloo phri darwaza kholo :sneaking:

Bell lagi hai door k pass....bajao





Baja kr bhag na jana g

[Miss Habib]

Bell lagi hai door k pass....bajao





Baja kr bhag na jana g

tunnnnnnnnn tunnnnnnnnnn
ye lo baja di :in-rush::in-rush:

[J.D]

tunnnnnnnnn tunnnnnnnnnn
ye lo baja di :in-rush::in-rush:

yes come in.....

bethoooo


chaye piyoge ya cokee

[Miss Habib]

yes come in.....

bethoooo


chaye piyoge ya cokee

thankooo
hayyye roza hai dono hi nahi pee skti
tumhari bachat ho gai :broken-teeth:

[J.D]

thankooo
hayyye roza hai dono hi nahi pee skti
tumhari bachat ho gai :broken-teeth:



Pack kr deta hu rozay k baad pi lena .....

[Miss Habib]

Pack kr deta hu rozay k baad pi lena .....

jaldi karo pack, lekin khali bottlen pack mat kar dena :headbreak:

[J.D]

jaldi karo pack, lekin khali bottlen pack mat kar dena :headbreak:

Bottle chado tusi can le jao...... Aur sath desi beer..... I mean kachi lassi

[Miss Habib]

Bottle chado tusi can le jao...... Aur sath desi beer..... I mean kachi lassi

u bhej do,me lene nahi ayoo gi :;angel:

[J.D]

u bhej do,me lene nahi ayoo gi :;angel:

acha acha bhej deta hu...... :63k95ck:



wailay be be k mote hoi jao....jao ghoomo phiroooo ...... ajao bottles le jao apni .. :handshake:

[Miss Habib]

acha acha bhej deta hu...... :63k95ck:



wailay be be k mote hoi jao....jao ghoomo phiroooo ...... ajao bottles le jao apni .. :handshake:

u hi bhejo
me nahi ayoo gi, me ko be be k motta dooooz hona hai :nail:

[J.D]

u hi bhejo
me nahi ayoo gi, me ko be be k motta dooooz hona hai :nail:

anay motay na ho jana k koi rishta v na mile.......end utay mere nal hi karana payee.... :playyy:

[Miss Habib]

anay motay na ho jana k koi rishta v na mile.......end utay mere nal hi karana payee.... :playyy:

koi gal nai koi pehlwan lab laa gai :p
hehehehe na end te na hi start te, kadi v nahiiiii :chup:

[J.D]

koi gal nai koi pehlwan lab laa gai :p
hehehehe na end te na hi start te, kadi v nahiiiii :chup:




matlab mere nal kadi kisi kuri ne shadi nahi karna...... huh

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

Daughter: What is marriage Mom
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents any more




Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown Female Child ... jO Chalti jayee Chalti jayee Chaltii jayeee....

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

SON ------- Papa aaj Ammie kion chup beithi hein ????

Father ---- Beita woh light Off thii .. tumhari Ammie ne Lipstick maangi .. Aur mein ne Elfy pakra dii :) Is liye chup beithi hein .. Lol lol lol

[Miss Habib]

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown Female Child ... jO Chalti jayee Chalti jayee Chaltii jayeee....

hahahahaha
chaloo kisi male ko to ghussa aya ye joke read kar k :0037:

[Golden Tears]

Lollzzz nice one

[Miss Habib]

matlab mere nal kadi kisi kuri ne shadi nahi karna...... huh

kurri na lab naa, girl lab lay :headbreak:

[J.D]

kurri na lab naa, girl lab lay :headbreak:



acha acha tuade jaisi girl labna wa phir.... :;shyy:

[Ali.]

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

[DiL_Se_DiL_Tak]

hahahahaha
chaloo kisi male ko to ghussa aya ye joke read kar k :0037:


Mein ghussa nhi kitta :P Chill akr raha hon :P Aik joke tussi kitta aik ham ne kar diya :P

[Miss Habib]

Mein ghussa nhi kitta :P Chill akr raha hon :P Aik joke tussi kitta aik ham ne kar diya :P

oh joke k badlay joke
kia bataan hai :swing:

[Miss Habib]

acha acha tuade jaisi girl labna wa phir.... :;shyy:

mere warghi na labni
mere warghi te me nai haingiiii :zpghh:

[J.D]

mere warghi na labni
mere warghi te me nai haingiiii :zpghh:

lab jayegi tuade wargi.............. nae labi te koi aur lab k oda naa miss habib rakh lena

[Miss Habib]

lab jayegi tuade wargi.............. nae labi te koi aur lab k oda naa miss habib rakh lena

Ooyyye mera naam copy right hai
kisi or ka nahi rakha ja skta :headbreak:

[J.D]

Ooyyye mera naam copy right hai
kisi or ka nahi rakha ja skta :headbreak:

lodasooo.................. ay pakistan ayy...athay nae chalda copyright

[Miss Habib]

lodasooo.................. ay pakistan ayy...athay nae chalda copyright

mera te chalda aey :D

[J.D]

mera te chalda aey :D

tusi american ho kiii



agar wakai chalda te sada v chalwa deyooo :nerv:

[Miss Habib]

tusi american ho kiii



agar wakai chalda te sada v chalwa deyooo :nerv:

na me ta pakistani aaa
achaa chalwaa deni aaa
apne copy right deooo :4:

[J.D]

na me ta pakistani aaa
achaa chalwaa deni aaa
apne copy right deooo :4:

pakistaniii zindabad.... :goodpost:


mera copyright mil nhi rha pta nae kithay rakh dita :noidea:

[Miss Habib]

pakistaniii zindabad.... :goodpost:


mera copyright mil nhi rha pta nae kithay rakh dita :noidea:

rakhi cheez nai labdiii
nawa copy right le lo :swing:

[J.D]

rakhi cheez nai labdiii
nawa copy right le lo :swing:

chalo tusi sada v nawa banwa deyo...... :samurai:

[Miss Habib]

chalo tusi sada v nawa banwa deyo...... :samurai:

chalo fer paise deyo :4:

[J.D]

chalo fer paise deyo :4:

kinay paisay..... :naughty:


ay din v ana c k apne dosta ko v pasay lawoge

[Miss Habib]

kinay paisay..... :naughty:


ay din v ana c k apne dosta ko v pasay lawoge

ahoo kyo k nazran hi dostan di jaiban te aie :11ap3sj:

[J.D]

ahoo kyo k nazran hi dostan di jaiban te aie :11ap3sj:

par is bar tuada dost gareeb admi ay

[Miss Habib]

par is bar tuada dost gareeb admi ay

te fer ay mera dost hi naii
main ghareeban naal dosti nai kardiiii :headbreak:

[J.D]

te fer ay mera dost hi naii
main ghareeban naal dosti nai kardiiii :headbreak:

wasay dil da ameer admi ay......paisay te dimag walo gareeb aa..... :clap:

[Miss Habib]

wasay dil da ameer admi ay......paisay te dimag walo gareeb aa..... :clap:

dil da me achar pana ae :0023:

[J.D]

dil da me achar pana ae :0023:

tuada ki pata sachi much pa lawoo :swing: akele hi peeng lene aa asi.....bus thora dhaka laga do

[Miss Habib]

tuada ki pata sachi much pa lawoo :swing: akele hi peeng lene aa asi.....bus thora dhaka laga do

paa te lawan, per khaye gaa kon :sad1:

[J.D]

paa te lawan, per khaye gaa kon :sad1:

khudi khana.....pana v te api hai :0023:

[Miss Habib]

khudi khana.....pana v te api hai :0023:

na adda kharab achaar te me kadi v na khawaaan :we-r-mast:

[J.D]

na adda kharab achaar te me kadi v na khawaaan :we-r-mast:

acha kharab bana lo ge... par khana nae :;love:

[Miss Habib]

acha kharab bana lo ge... par khana nae :;love:

ahoo g kharab cheezen banane ka shoq hai mujhe khane ka nahi :shoaby:

[J.D]

ahoo g kharab cheezen banane ka shoq hai mujhe khane ka nahi :shoaby:

baray kharab ho waisay..... :langra:

[Miss Habib]

baray kharab ho waisay..... :langra:

kis ko kharab kahing:0002:

[J.D]

kis ko kharab kahing:0002:

miss habib ko aur kisko.... :wub6ug:

[Miss Habib]

miss habib ko aur kisko.... :wub6ug:

hayyye u ko sharmoooo nahi atiii
sab k samne Miss Habib ko kharab kahiiing :lies:

[J.D]

hayyye u ko sharmoooo nahi atiii
sab k samne Miss Habib ko kharab kahiiing :lies:

nae ati....she is my friend :Peek a boo!:

[Miss Habib]

nae ati....she is my friend :Peek a boo!:

han aye gi bhi kaise wo to tum se koson door ho kar guzar jati ho giii :bashi:
:ahhh:ye kab huaa

[nehastar1]

lollllzzzz

[Golden Tears]

Ab aisa b nai haaa Huh

[Miss Habib]

lollllzzzz

thankss neha sistaaa

[Miss Habib]

Ab aisa b nai haaa Huh

hahhahaha acha g

[humayounkhatri]

nyc , awesome sharing

[Miss Habib]

thanks humayun

[handsome_boy_ca]

Marriage is another name of Responsibility

[handsome_boy_ca]

Before marriage person is alone,looks sad, but marriage brings happiness and passion in one's life.

[Miss Habib]

Marriage is another name of Responsibility

yeah u r right :i-agree:

[Miss Habib]

Before marriage person is alone,looks sad, but marriage brings happiness and passion in one's life.

mujhe to iss k ult lagta hai :think:

[J.D]

han aye gi bhi kaise wo to tum se koson door ho kar guzar jati ho giii :bashi:
:ahhh:ye kab huaa

woh bachpan se meri dost hai.... eik hi school main sath parte thay...

[Miss Habib]

woh bachpan se meri dost hai.... eik hi school main sath parte thay...

school mein sath the naa, college or university tak jate tum bhool gai usse :smileyshot22:

[saimyounis]

ha ha nice

[J.D]

school mein sath the naa, college or university tak jate tum bhool gai usse :smileyshot22:

always sath hi samne toh rehti hai

[Zeni]

Hahah, mom ne haqiqat bayan ki :Monkey:

[Miss Habib]

Hahah, mom ne haqiqat bayan ki :Monkey:

thanks for comment

[Miss Habib]

always sath hi samne toh rehti hai

awww fir bhi tumhein shamooo nahi atii :PUNCH:

[J.D]

awww fir bhi tumhein shamooo nahi atii :PUNCH:

shamooo kyu ayegi...meri best best best bestest friend hai :0017:

[Miss Habib]

shamooo kyu ayegi...meri best best best bestest friend hai :0017:

isliye tum beshooomoooo ho gai ho ik number k :(l0l):