[jadore]

Laughter is the best medicine...

Doctor to sardar patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Sardar : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me
dala tha k nai?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : To Khola kyon nai.

Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!

Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

 

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~ Fashion Addict ~

To the world you may be one person

...but...

To one person you may be the world

...Let this moment last forever...

... I Want To Wake Up Beside You Each Day Of my Life ...

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

lolxxx nice

 

[Hani]

hahahahahhahaah
nice

 

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Din Barh Khuawb jo Totty hain Sameetty Humne,

Phir Sogaye Nayeee Khuawb Sajaney k liye,

Roz Ek Jahad_E_Musalsal may Lagataar rehta hon,

Meri Saasoon ki Rawani toh Buss faqath Dokha hai..,

Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!

[SHAYAN]

Nyx.....

 

[Hamzaking]

nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

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[DiE]

v nice

 

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[Morash]

Lmao .. Nice One

 

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➳ bE driveN wiTh puRpOse, Be r313n71355 in your alιgnмenт;
with excellence.
pAy n0 mInd to the ∂ιsιмραssισηε∂ เ๓ק๏tєภt ђคtєгร ♬

☣

.. нoolιgan ☠

[CaReLeSs]

ahhahaah Nice 1

 

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I'M Not Really A BaD InfLuence
But IN YouR CasE I'LL MaKe n EXCETION

[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lOl NyC

 

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ε√ïℓ şσųℓ

ѕιℓєηcє & ѕмιℓє αяє тωσ ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓѕ.
ѕмιℓє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ѕσℓνє мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ
&
ѕιℓєηcє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ..

[*NRB*]

lolzzzzzz

 

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