[AYAZ]

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak
to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan
was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is
being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the
hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree….

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[Hussain]

 

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Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai

Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

lolxxx very gud one mr

 

[ShahTaJ]

lolzzzzzzzzz

 

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Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
Sang hawa k urna chahoon
Titli ban kar nagri nagri
Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon
Phooloon k sab rang chura kar
Chunri apni rangna chahoon
Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na

[Hani]

nice

 

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Din Barh Khuawb jo Totty hain Sameetty Humne,

Phir Sogaye Nayeee Khuawb Sajaney k liye,

Roz Ek Jahad_E_Musalsal may Lagataar rehta hon,

Meri Saasoon ki Rawani toh Buss faqath Dokha hai..,

Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!

[SHAYAN]

Nyx...

 

[Hamzaking]

nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

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[DiE]

v nice

 

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[Morash]

Hahaha .. *read Karta HUn ACha * Saw Ree =PP

Lolz .. Good One

 

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with excellence.
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☣

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[CaReLeSs]

lolzzz nice....

 

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