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03-06-2014, 06:00 PM
1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata 1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha . To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai. . Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai" Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye. . 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana" . Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty? . Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke ! Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina ! Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai? . Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay . Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo . After Case Qatil: Kya howa? Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia? . . Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai
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