[(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)]

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

 

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WaNna hug yOu

[Sami]

Nyc .. !!

Fanx Fa Sharing .. !!

 

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!! .. Back To Hunt Again .. !!

[(¯`·._.·[FåIтH]·._.·´¯)]

 

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WaNna hug yOu

[CaReLeSs]

Nice....

 

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I'M Not Really A BaD InfLuence
But IN YouR CasE I'LL MaKe n EXCETION

[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

lOl NyC

 

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ε√ïℓ şσųℓ

ѕιℓєηcє & ѕмιℓє αяє тωσ ρσωєяƒυℓ тσσℓѕ.
ѕмιℓє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ѕσℓνє мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ
&
ѕιℓєηcє ιѕ тнє ωαу тσ ανσι∂ мαηу ρяσвℓємѕ..

[*NRB*]

hehehe..

 

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