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01-12-2009, 05:13 AM
U r BANDAR
It means: B=Beautifull A=Attractive N=Naughty D=Decent A=Adorable R=Romantic R U smiling? Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na ---------- Defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal. ----------- Important Notice!To Keep up with the Current Trend & to remain inPower, The President has decided to Change his Nameto, >>> MIAN PERVEZ MUSHARRAF BHUTTO! ---------- Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!! ---------- Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain. ---------- Taxi driver to sardarbr /> Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo ---------- Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto. ---------- Ek Student Dusre Se: Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai 2nd Student: To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . --------- Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ... Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ---------- What is Education? Ans: Education is an Organized System through which we waste half of our life to learn How to waste the remaining half of our life. ---------- Class Rooms are like a Train… 1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches (Reserved for VIP), Middle 3 are General Compartments and Last 2 are Sleeper Coaches. -------------- FACTS: The Longest 5 Mins. in the World is The Last 5 mins. of a LECTURE!!! While The Shortest 5 Mins. is The Last 5 mins. of an EXAM!!! Isn’t it??? -------------- Eq#1: Study=Dont Fail Eq#2ont Study=Fail Adding Eq 1&2 Studyont Study=Failont Fail Taking Common Study(1ont)=Fail(1 ont) Solution: Study=Fail. Hence Proved. ---------- A quality Engineer married an average girl. After 2 years of tough life with her, Finally da engineer got angry and sent a note to his Father-in-Law stating: "Ur product not meeting my requirements" The smart father-in-law replied, "Warranty Expired, Manufacturer not responsible"
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