[Naughty Cat]

Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
“Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”

 

[Naughty Cat]

Sardarji proposes to a woman.
She says “yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile ! boots.”
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
71st and *again* barefeet

 

[Naughty Cat]

Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes!!!

 

[Naughty Cat]

Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khirki ke paas baethe sardar se.
Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

 

[Naughty Cat]

A girl in a wedding ceremony wanted 2 go 2 da toilet.
She asked a sardar , sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
Sardar replied you naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

 

[Naughty Cat]

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

 

[Naughty Cat]

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

 

[Naughty Cat]

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead person's relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

 

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

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[Golden Tears]

hahahaah

 

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