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Red face How Pakistani Professors speak English.. - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   10-18-2009, 09:23 PM

1. don't dare talk infront of my back!

2. both of you three get out of the class!

3. Why are you so late? .. say Yes or No .. ?

4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!

5. I have 2 daughters both of them are girls !

6. All of you stand in a straight circle !

7. Quite! The Principal just passed away

8. Everybody stand lengthwise

9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when i'm here ?

 



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.. Meera's Version of English

 



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thnx for laughin guys..

 



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lolzzzzzzzz

 

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nice...........

 



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yeh kahien aapka professor tu nahi tha

 






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