[Naughty Cat]

Hussan ki taup ka gola mara, tera kakh na rahe.
Tujh pe gir jaye qutbi tara, tera kakh na rahe,
Banking council waley teri har shay qarqi kar dain,
Charh jaye tujh pe qarzaa bhara, tera kakh na rahe,
Sardi andar neher ke banney, sari raat khalotey,
Tu na aayi, laya laara, tera kakh na rahe,
Dil ki chori ke ilzaam police ka chaapa par jaye,
Pharrya jaye tabbar sara, tera kakh na rahe,
Saari ghazal suna kar bhi nahin saarra dil ka mukya,
Saadda hai bas ikko hi naara, tera kakh na rahe..

 

[Naughty Cat]

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si
…

 

[Naughty Cat]

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

 

[Naughty Cat]

Jandi ae te jaye chahe meri jaan jaye,
din ka sakoon meri raat da araaam jaye,
Ik milda nai ohh jerra puchda aye haal mera,
subah tu din tey jeewain din tu shaam jaye….
…

 

[Naughty Cat]

Onhey Akhiya Peeni Sharab Chadd Dey..
Mahi Akhiyaan Teraa Vassa Karla..
Peeni Chadd ke Aynna dass tey sahi..
Jannat Chadke Dozakkh di Chaah kar lan..
Ohnu Peen waala Jannat nahi Chadd’da
Zindaa Aadamm di main Dastaan karna..
Onnhe Kannak toon Jannat Qurbaaan Kitti
Mai Sharaab toon Jannat Qurbaan karnnan
…

 

[Naughty Cat]

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_
…

 

[Naughty Cat]

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si.

 

[Naughty Cat]

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi
Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,
…

 

[Naughty Cat]

Apna dard wadha lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna
Apny ap nulabhan lae
Apna ap gawa lyna
Sab to wakhra ho ky ty
Sab nu yaar bna lyna
Jangle rasta awy ty
Maa di ik dua lyna
Us dian galan kr ky v
Us da naam luka lyna
Chyti kr ky hr kam wich
Har ik kam wadha lyna
Lokan to wakh hoky ty
Apna shaher wasa lyna
Shah G usdi khatire v
Us to dhoka kha lyna

 

[Naughty Cat]

Airhostess: Sir Aap Kya Lein Gay??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty hoye:
Pepsi, kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan, raita and salad.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga monh ay tawada
Tusi PIA day jahaz tay aaye ho.
Apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
Moral: Airhostess Faisalabad di si..
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