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Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm...


After some time, Pathan Answered:





John Cena!!!

 


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Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:

Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?

Pathan ki BV boli:
"Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"

 


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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

 


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Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?

Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.



Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?

 


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3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."

 


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Molana sahab jumma k khutbe mai:

Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharab aa rahy hain.


Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apna wire check karwao. :P

 


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1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.


Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

 


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2 Pathans Accident mai mar gye,
Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho?

Bolay Muslman..

1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai?

Bola Ikhlas Frishty Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao Usne jaldi se suna Di or Bach Gya.

Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kr Bola:

Naam To Yaseen Hai Magr PYAR Se Sab KOSAR Kehty Hain.

 


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Pathan School main hans raha tha:
1 Larka bola: Chup kar jao.

Pathan: Kyon? Aur tum kon ho?

Larka: Main Monitor hon.


Pathan: Main CPU hon. :-)

 


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Pathan Amrood bech raha tha:

Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to?

Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai.

Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha.

 


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