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Aj ki shanaqhat hai 'jalaza' aur 'mazar-e-sharif'. Mujhe aisa laga ki main 'mazar-e-sharif' jake aya hun aur tabhi mere mann mein yeh shabd aya 'jalaza' jiska arth mujhe bhi pata nahi heh! Phir mujhe laga ki main iran mein kisi pahad ke piche khada hun. Pahad ke us taraf dekha ki bohot badi bizali kadki...jaise he-man and the masters of the universe movie main kaise skeletor apni fauj ko lekar aah tapakta hai. Bohot sare motorcycle wale saffavid bhi the. Unke piche ek jahaj bhi aya tha. Lagta hai isi ko 'janasheen' kehte honge!
Phir maine apne mann ke andar jhank ke dekha, mujhe bohot sare jadui nazare dikhe. Jaise matrix movie mein jab koi so jata hai wah phir dusri duniya mein pahuch jata hai. Jahan tak mujhe yad heh, ki mera ek ghar jaisa mann hai. Waha par bohot sare ghuspaithiya chori chipe ate hai. Unme sai kai chudaile, suvar, rakshas ki bhi awaz sunaiyi deti hai. Is wajahse dimag aur sharir dono kharab karte hai yeh ghuspaithiye log. Phir mujhe yaad aya ki fakir ko bulana padata hai.

 

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Agar us se baat nahi bani toh aise admi ki madad leni padti hai, jo jadu se apne hath se mann ke andar chipe logon ko nikalkar bhagata hai.
Ek aur musalmann bhi hota hai, jo islamic safed kapdo mein ata hai. Woh aise kuch bolta hai, aur haath mein dil pakad leta hai. Use bhi dimag mein se ghuspethiye nikalna ata hai!
Maine bhi apne mann ke tasviro mein dekha tha ki mein ek baar gehri nind mein se utha toh mere upar bhi safed islamic kapde the, un kapdo ko nikalna namumkin tha!
Phir ek din main ek dilruba aunty ke ghar mein gaya tha. Woh dilruba aunty ek kamre mein gayi, toh jab wapas ayi toh bohot sara laziz khana layi. Lekin woh kitchen mein gayi hi kab thi! Toh phir woh khana aya kaha se? Jadu se?Main bhi der raat tak jadu karne ki kitni koshishe karta hun, mujhe yad hain ki main apne bayein hath se jadu kiya karta tha, lekin is duniya mein meri har jadu nakam hai! bas electricity ka anokha bhoot mere piche sawar hai! Log sab toh wahi nazar aah rahe hai, lekin jadu kidhar hai?- nawaz kunal pagare khan

 

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Last edited by bellbottom; 07-16-2009 at 03:52 AM..