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?? What Newton's Law would have been - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   06-09-2011, 06:56 PM

What Newton's Law would have been if they were created in the romantic mood......

Universal law:

" can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

first law:

" a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. "

second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. "

third law:

" the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

 




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Default Re: What Newton's Law would have been - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   06-10-2011, 02:42 AM

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Default Re: What Newton's Law would have been - >>   Show Printable Version  Show Printable Version   Email this Page  Email this Page   08-25-2011, 10:35 AM

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