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Hey guys...

got a good joke about sardars and pathans??well post all of em here and share em with every1....and also comment which 1s you like better...sardar's or pathan...


Enjoy!.

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

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a sardar was invited to a party...
he got a message that all guests shud wear a red tie...
so he went to the party wearing a red tie...
when he reached there ..
he came to know that the guests had to wear suits as well..

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

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Originally Posted by stranger

a sardar was invited to a party...

he got a message that all guests shud wear a red tie...
so he went to the party wearing a red tie...
when he reached there ..

he came to know that the guests had to wear suits as well..

very funny

 

[Zeniya Rehan]

Kuch smajh ni aya plz urdu main share kren

 

[AliImran123]

hahahaha

 

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ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye
"daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " ....
woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai...
15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... .
magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai...
5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui....
magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai....
jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai
"aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... "

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[ridaa]

Originally Posted by stranger

ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye
"daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " ....
woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai...
15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... .
magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai...
5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui....
magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai....
jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai
"aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... "

hahhahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah aha
lolzzzzzzzzz veryyy funnyyyyyyyy

 

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[sonu doll]

hahahaha.......

 

[Zeniya Rehan]

hahhahhahah bhot alaaa doooolaaat khan

 

[umair8005]