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Originally Posted by stranger

ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye
"daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " ....
woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai...
15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... .
magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai...
5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui....
magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai....
jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai
"aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... "

hahhahahahahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahah aha
lolzzzzzzzzz veryyy funnyyyyyyyy

 

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Originally Posted by AYAZ

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not

a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!

its KOOll ..!!

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

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1 sardar air hostess se,
Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!?
AirHostess nay zordar thappar us kay mun pay mara..
sardar forun bola:
Adat bh ibohut milti hai?

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

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pathan ko truck nay takkar mardi
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
pathan: Yar kion k us truck kpichay likha tha
Phir Milenge.

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[AYAZ]

lol lol nice

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

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1 pathan
plane mai pilot say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[Da Only Ruler !!!]

nice lol

 

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Zee n Payal n Anosh

^

Anosh Payal Best Valentine

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Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor Kay chala gaya,
friend: Tum uss ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga,
pathan: O nhi oye.qasam khuda ka,
saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[Hani]

nice

 

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Din Barh Khuawb jo Totty hain Sameetty Humne,

Phir Sogaye Nayeee Khuawb Sajaney k liye,

Roz Ek Jahad_E_Musalsal may Lagataar rehta hon,

Meri Saasoon ki Rawani toh Buss faqath Dokha hai..,

Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!

[MeOw*]

very nice

 

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