[-Mystery-]

[b]TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.





TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.





TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that

we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!



TEACHER: Erven, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?
ERVEN: A teacher

 

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[AYAZ]

lol good ones thanks for sharing

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[Maharani]

lolzzzzzzzz

 

[-|A|-]

KooL hAAn

 

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’’بہترین کلام اللہ کا کلام ( قرآن کریم ) ہے اور بہترین ھدایت و طریقہ حضرت محمد صلی اللہ علیہ و سلم کا لایا ھوا دین ہے ۔،

[Hussain]

 

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Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai

Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...

[Joji]

Nice ones, Thanks!

 

[ShArArTi MuNdA]

nice sharing lolxxx

 

[Irfa]

nice

 

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Little Fairy,
Shine so bright.
Little Fairy,
Show your light.

Little Fairy,
I’m amazed.
Little Fairy,
You seem to blaze.

Little Fairy,
I love your allure.
Little fairy,
You are so pure.

Little fairy,
In case you flee,
Little fairy,
First shine on me.

[Hussain]

lolz

 

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Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai

Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...

[A L i]

very Nice

 

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