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Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain.


Phatan:
Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy
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Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Logo ne pocha kyou?


Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

 



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Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:

Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.


Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...

ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO. :-)

 



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Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.

Pathan bohat soch kar bola:



"Al-Androoni"

 



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1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

 



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1 Pathan Hajj par gaya:

Or zor zor se DUA mangnay laga.

"YA ALLAH MERE SARAY GUNAAH MAAF KAR DAY,

WARNA MEREY 1,50,000 WAPAS KAR DAY".

 



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Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

 



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Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai....

1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha,

Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan..


Teri Talaashi leni hai...

 



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Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

 



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1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."

 



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