[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Santa: Maine Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
firend sach! Kya Kahaa.usne??
Santa: Usne Kaha............


..........Wrong Number
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Santa- We Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- But there Is No River In your Village?

Santa- Ok then,We Need A River Too!

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili Hai
Banta: Par Tumhare Pass To Koi Car hi Nahi
Santa: wo BMW nahi-BMW-Bahut Moti Wife..

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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bill gates---mera naya software------ka naam 'kasab' hai

secretary--- bada ajeeb naam

bill gates-----isiliye rakha hai yeh naam kyunki yeh kabhi hang nahi hoga
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[SHAYAN]

Haha Good

 

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Thanks

 

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[sarah1]

BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai. B: Saath me giflfriend b hai M: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali? B: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.

 

[sarah1]

wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping guess guess abhe soch yaar kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha U will call him soya-bean

 

[sarah1]

Teacher:every body write your lover”s name in one paper. ( after 5 seconds ) one boy:finished teacher. ( after 5 minutes ) One girl:Addiional paper teacher.

 

[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

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