[JaNoo]

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho�.??

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta

[JaNoo]

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

 

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Maza da jwand me pa dunya ke nishta,
che me wafa khkuli Ashna ke nishta.

Ya de pa mina JANAN na pohegi,
Ya de sa dard Khiyla jara k nishta