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03-02-2009, 09:45 PM
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Kaise Mara? Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He "To Mene Use Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA Khila Di!! 1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi. wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein, shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein, naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai, mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta. Ma: Kahan The? Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha 'Ma Ka Pyar'. Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh... 'Baap Ki Maar' Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi, uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi, thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte, tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi... School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta. Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe Morning Bhi Bta Skte The. Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha K Is Tenshion Me Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun
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