[QUEEN OF HEARTS ...]

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my

wife , please sanction me one-week leave."



From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible

for it , please grant me 10 days leave."



Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may

not return , please grant me half day casual leave"



An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."



A leave letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I

request you to leave me today"



Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."


Actual letter written for application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband

at home I may be granted leave".



Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."



A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and

an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past

several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am

applying for the post.