LatiFay~PATHAN Vs SARDAR~jOKEz
Hey guys... got a good joke about sardars and pathans??well post all of em here and share em with every1....and also comment which 1s you like better...sardar's or pathan... Enjoy!. |
JokEZ Urha day Hosh lolzz
a sardar was invited to a party... he got a message that all guests shud wear a red tie... so he went to the party wearing a red tie... when he reached there .. he came to know that the guests had to wear suits as well.. |
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ek pathan ek building ki 30th manzil pe kaam kar raha tha ke achanak usay aik aawaz aaye "daulat khan daulat khan tumhari beti ek larkay ke saath bhag gaye!!! " .... woh pathan jaldi jaldi mai neechay bhagta hai... 15th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to koi beti hi nai hai!! .... . magar woh josh mai aur neechay bhagta hai... 5th manzil pe usay yaad aata hai ke uski to shadi hi nai hui.... magar woh phir bhi josh mai neechat bhagta hai.... jab woh zameen par pohanchta hai to sar pakar kar bolta hai "aray yaar mera naam to daulat khan hi nai hai..... " :hot over you: |
hahaah nyc.....
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aik pathan ne apne dosre pathan dost ko bola
yar mera aik dost hoti woh bolte key mein marne key bad cocroch banana chate:bend: pehla dost khabis ka bacha:D pathan ko key cocrouch kyoun banan chate?:no-no: dosra bola:p kyoun key us ka aurat sirf cocorouch se darta hey:D |
aik pathan ne apne dosre pathan dost ko bola
yar mera aik dost hoti woh bolte key mein marne key bad cocroch banana chate:bend: pehla dost khabis ka bacha:D pathan ko key cocrouch kyoun banan chate?:no-no: dosra bola:p kyoun key us ka aurat sirf cocorouch se darta hey:D |
hahahaha LASH PASH ..Tudi GR8 hoo yaar lolzz
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a sardar married a girl of low height..
when asked why did he do it he said " aray yaar meray abbu ne kaha tha ke moseebat jitni choti ho utna hi acha hai." |
ek pathan ek american se
"oye humne ek aisi cheez banai hai jis se hum dewaar ke us par dekh sakta hai" american: " khan saab woh kya cheez hai? " pathan: " soorakh "COLOR] |
cocorouch kiya hai????????????
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